My Luthor Found

Matt Parkman! Matt *bleeping* Parkman.

Has stolen my long lost love I never knew I had until now..

What does he have? Other than well her.

Daddy issues and evergrowing waistlines. Yes I said lines.

I have oodles of awesome and can even defeat Superman with my knowledge



I even have a instruction manual. (Possibly coming to this blog in the near future)

She says hes like Keanu Reeves!

Must be While he was Bill and Ted cause Whoa! What mind warp did he do to her!

Thats it he brainwashed her. Matt Parkman is a villian and I must save her.

If only she will slow down enough to see.

I'm there right well here..

Waiting.

I'll protect you from the Hulk, Dr. Doom and even little Robot Chickens..

Well the Chicken was kinda cool... anyways.

Maybe if I do my pimp stance like this



Or turn my head like this



Or look at her with my bedroom eyes



Maybe then she will see.

No she's looking at tubby then...

So let me cough there now shes looking back at me

I can do this!



And this!



(Not really, that's just photoshop - looks cool though)

Maybe the beard that I have been growing since high school will convince not only of my Alan Moore dedication but also just maybe my evergrowing love for her.

I need to find the sacred bike messenger and get that copy, its only way I will know that Daphne will choose me over him.

Come on Daphne...

Remember all those times I use to take you out. Or how about this?

The hunting trip. I fell down while the bear was chasing after us to give you Forest a chance to run away.




Yea well crap. Who knew the whole thing would end like this,



I'm justhappy I did laundry the day before, I suppose you have to remember that clean tighty whities are always the way.